Friday, September 19, 2008
Punch* a pirate.
Again it comes.
Why do people continue to support this stupid, gimicky and completely unnecessary holiday?
It was light-chuckle sorta funny once like three or four years ago. Now it's become a secret handshake sort of deal, like you've found a lifelong bond with a complete stranger all because you...*gasp*... you like pirates too?!
Ugh. There is nothing more obnoxious than to have a co-worker greet you at 7am with a hearty "Yarr!" and then provide a brief explanation of the special day and its history.
Oh yes. I nearly forgot, since we had the exact same exchange last year.
I like pirate history and films as much as the next person, but please stop this idiotic pirate obsession. This fad should have died YEARS ago.
Ninjas are a close second. Thank god no one's thought up a "Talk Like The 'Ask A Ninja' Guy Day."
Yet.
*Please don't actually punch the idiots who talk like pirates. They know not what they do.
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